it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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