glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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