shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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