Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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