She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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