she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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