what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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