we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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