ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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