god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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