is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize