All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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