Porn is love you can see.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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