I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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