i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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