I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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