But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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