***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
