kristin has been a bad kristin
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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