the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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