If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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