I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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