so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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