I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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