how can u be prego again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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