All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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