When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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