oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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