porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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