I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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