Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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