is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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