i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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