your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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