So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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