we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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