I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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