Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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