I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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