All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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