when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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