come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
