I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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