the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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