Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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