therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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