4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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