he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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