you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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