Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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