We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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