"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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