Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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