WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you win again, gameday.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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